The Sean Dyche 'Pearls of Wisdom' Thread.

[summerisle]

The gravy train has arrived, via Talk Sport.

'He'll be fantastic' - Sean Dyche lands new job two months after Everton exit

Sean Dyche has landed his first job since leaving Everton in what will undoubtedly be a treat for talkSPORT listeners. The 53-year-old has been out of work since January after being sacked by Evert…

talksport.com

 

[COYBL25]

Maybe they can get Allardyce on too and discuss the merits of hoofball over actual football.

 

[Saint Domingo]

‘A good couple of years of hard work’

#thankyougaffer

 

[Rita_Poon]

Maybe they can get Allardyce on too and discuss the merits of hoofball over actual football.

the brothers bisto...

 

[summerisle]

the brothers bisto...

Something, something thickens.

 

[Clarky cat]

Exactly where he belongs.

 

[MikeH72]

So not dragging Leicester to survival then @davek?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Can't not think of Morph and Chas now.

 

[Infernus]

Where are all these clubs clamouring for his signature? I was assured multiple times that there would be suitors chomping at the bit to secure his services

 

[MikeH72]

I can’t believe he’s landed on Talksport though. I at least gave him a modicum of credibility by predicting ITV. He’s even managed to go under my very low bar.

 

[Tommy Chong]

The gravy train has arrived, via Talk Sport.

'He'll be fantastic' - Sean Dyche lands new job two months after Everton exit

Sean Dyche has landed his first job since leaving Everton in what will undoubtedly be a treat for talkSPORT listeners. The 53-year-old has been out of work since January after being sacked by Evert…

talksport.com

I can’t believe he’s landed on Talksport though. I at least gave him a modicum of credibility by predicting ITV. He’s even managed to go under my very low bar.

'...in what will undoubtably be a treat for talkSPORT listeners...'
Do they mean if they are masochists? Remember how bad and annoying his pressers were becoming?
In the end, I couldn't listen any more to the complete and utter excrement that he was spewing from that yammering sphincter he called a mouth.

I can't think of anything worse than listening to this bald, ginger knobhead drone on for an hour!

 

[summerisle]

'...in what will undoubtably be a treat for talkSPORT listeners...'
Do they mean if they are masochists? Remember how bad and annoying his pressers were becoming?
In the end, I couldn't listen any more to the complete and utter excrement that he was spewing from that yammering sphincter he called a mouth.

I can't think of anything worse than listening to this bald, ginger knobhead drone on for an hour!

He'll shoehorn 'Back on the grass' at the earliest opportunity.

 

[COYBL25]

the brothers bisto...

Sounds like the name of a cafe they`d open :

Menu

Starters - Scotch Egg.

Mains - Steak gravy and chips.
Pie gravy and chips.
Sausage gravy and chips.
Sausage mash gravy and chips.

Desert - Suet pudding and gravy.
Apple Pie and gravy.
Raspberry Sponge cake and gravy.

Drinks - Builders tea.
Carling.

 

[COYBL25]

Where are all these clubs clamouring for his signature? I was assured multiple times that there would be suitors chomping at the bit to secure his services

Leicester waiting in the wings still.

 

[COYBL25]

So not dragging Leicester to survival then @davek?

Not forgetting, he`ll be desperate to relegate us, to get revenge for throwing in the towel, manipulating his sacking and walking away with his pockets full of loot.

Scumbag.