diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
This is the difficult part. No prob in big sam. He is needed to sort this group of the least brave individuals on planet earth. That red nose goofball sammy is very hard to swallow.
Are you saying Sammy Lee is going to die an Evertonian? Main suspect would probably be Snakespear.Hang on we welcomed Shanks with open arms, but a very different situation I admit!
That red nose goofball sammy is very hard to swallow.
He will go when we sack the whole new management team we took Shanks in as a guest - as his club abandoned him, as I stated a totally different scenario!Are you saying Sammy Lee is going to die an Evertonian? Main suspect would probably be Snakespear.
Yeah he’s genuinely a nice guy - apart from being an absolute hard core RS that isI met him a few times in the early 80s and always found him to be very pleasant and very polite and approachable
I'm hoping the two Sam's come dressed like this
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During games Sammy needs to be in a cage on the touch-line near the family enclosure so that the kids can poke him with sticks when they get bored with Everton’s new hoof ball tactics.
“Haha Dad look I made the monkey dance”
Trythentaking themand offSorry about thenspelling my fingers are frozen so i am typing with gloves on

Toon funckning coldn maten!Trythentaking themand off![]()
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