ToxtethBlue
Player Valuation: £50m
"Do you shave your balls and then lick them like a springer spaniel lad? TXBill"
To be fair to whoever that was, that has some good qualities. Using TXBill though, possibly a bit outrageous.

That's a hard one. It could be Cal but I'm not so sure. If it was Cal he'd say "Springer spaniel, lad."
It could be Chico, that's something he'd say. Definatly not me.