The 'Random Type Anything You Want' Thread

[bluebastardo]

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good.
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

right now, and this very time three nights ago, I'd be (quickly) walking home through a cemetery in South East London not making a sound after two bottles of undisclosed beverage.

not as bad an experience as one may find. Worst places to be at that time of the morning.

 

[bobbyrob]

My ars* has hairs on it

 

[Vim Fuego]

I enjoyed that.

Think i'll have another one.

 

[heatmeiser]

Has anyone seen the film 'Read My Lips'?

It's rather good, I'd highly recommend it.

Also, welsh rarebit is criminally underrated.

 

[Whitebootman]

Working for a rise, better my station
Take my baby to sophistication
She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
Better work hard - I seen the price
Never mind that it's time for the bus
We got to work - an' you're one of us
Clocks go slow in a place of work
Minutes drag and the hours jerk

"When can I tell 'em wot I do?
In a second, maaan...oright Chuck!"

Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
It's our profit, it's his loss
But anyway THE lunch bells ring
Take one hour and do your thanng!
Cheeesboiger!

 

[kinta1]

if i had the balls id hang myself. but i dont so i wont

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

if i had the balls id hang myself. but i dont so i wont

Things can only get better.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

For me, when it comes to vehicles...Toyota all the way.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Thank your mother for the rabbit !!

 

[TX Bill]

Anything You Want

 

[bluebastardo]

Have you ever listened closely to the sound of a fridge?

 

[Vim Fuego]

The first plop of the day is always the best.

 

[bobbyrob]

Oh Bobby i can,t take it all,She said

 

[tezzathelezza]

I like miff