The 'Random Type Anything You Want' Thread

[Cena]

I'll start.....

"When love puts you through the fire
when love puts you to the test
nothing cures a broken heart like,
Time, Love and Tenderness

You think your world is over,
baby just remember this,
nothin heals a broken heart like
Time, Love and Tenderness"

TUNE

 

[Bundy]

feathers fur or fins

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Evertonians are born, not manufactured.
We do not choose, we're chosen.
Those that understand, need no explanation.
Those that do not understand, don't matter.

So happy to be part of the ones who understand.

 

[Whitebootman]

"And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be".

 

[ToffeeMark]

Wireless routers are great, I used to read books in the toilet....that's soooooooo yester-year

 

[Sharpys top lip]

So you think you can tell.
Heavan from hell.

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe.

 

[Clarky66]

It was on the good ship Venus,
by christ you should've seen us,
the figure head was a whore in bed
and the mast was a big bent penis. .

 

[Sharpys top lip]

The shed is infront of the slide......

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

ho hum pig's bum stick it up with bubble gum

 

[heatmeiser]

An old man asked me what aftershave I was wearing yesterday.

I was rather taken aback.

 

[Blue Ray]

I'll start.....

"When love puts you through the fire
when love puts you to the test
nothing cures a broken heart like,
Time, Love and Tenderness

You think your world is over,
baby just remember this,
nothin heals a broken heart like
Time, Love and Tenderness"

TUNE

If it's not broke try and fix it then it will be broke.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I wonder how i make my caps lock button bleep ?

Also, i'm sick of bananas.

 

[McBain]

Crime shows and Hospital reality 'im ill' shows do my head in.

And Rachael Finch is a goddess. If there was something about Mary, times that by about 25 and you might get close to this woman.

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

I've cut my lip and it hurts.