Will they tell them about 'scoutmasters bum'* ?
ffs why didn't they just hand over sex ed to the catholic church !! or glitter.
this is of course based on the misconception that all scoutmasters do what a couple have done in the past, and I wholeheartedly apologise to anyone that is doing a sterling job voluntarily.
Literally, rope, round my neck. 
Just to go off topic a moment, I went to Scouts when I was little, well, a version where it was girls and boys so it wasn't so manly. And I nearly died once! And that was because of the scout leader man person.Literally, rope, round my neck.
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hmm,you dont say why,could it be your not so sweet as we think? maybe your sin ging was out of tune, or you dibbed when you should of dobbed, bad girl.
It's too hard to explain but yeah, it was a football on a rope game thing we were made to play and it wrapped round my neck and I fell to the floor so yeah - serious stuff! No joking in this part. 
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