Tries it on the IPad, then realises I need the frame lock thingy enabled,,,,,,,,,, realises he has forgotten how to do it so resorts to doing handstands.
Tries to remember doctors number as he crashes to ground.
Tries it on IPad then can't remember how to enable screen lock thingy. Attempts to do handstand, tries to remember GPs No as he crashes asre over tit to the ground.