Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I'll 16-bit all of yer ma's.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "The Heswall Tranny", my hometown's resident cross dresser. She/he has recently upgraded their bike to a scooter. Here he/she can be seen riding in the Wirral Egg run.
Look at the jaw on that!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "The Heswall Tranny", my hometown's resident cross dresser. She/he has recently upgraded their bike to a scooter. Here he/she can be seen riding in the Wirral Egg run.
Look at the jaw on that!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "The Heswall Tranny", my hometown's resident cross dresser. She/he has recently upgraded their bike to a scooter. Here he/she can be seen riding in the Wirral Egg run.
Look at the jaw on that!
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Oh vision of loveliness, let me count the hairs of your legs and measure the strength of your chin.
i've done worse
Hahahaha, I didn't know there were pictures of her/him! Not going to lie, the first time I saw him/her out and about, never has this pic been more appropriate:
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