The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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Put the windows up!!
davids
Player Valuation: £70m
Just watch the end of the daily Tour de France stages,some of the support teams have a very creative take on mask wearing. In fact why they still do is a head scratcher.
I see Fabian Delph has bought himself a new dog
I don't think my deep-fried chicken is fully cooked
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
One of my faves! When the young lad ralphs on her lap just to cap it all off.
Twinkletoes123
Player Valuation: £15m
A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey.
When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked.
"Where is everybody?"
The bartender replied. "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete." The bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" The cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"Weird guy!" Exclaimed the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling."
Groan
When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked.
"Where is everybody?"
The bartender replied. "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete." The bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" The cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"Weird guy!" Exclaimed the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling."
Groan
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
An oldie but still great 
Twinkletoes123
Player Valuation: £15m
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
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