The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

Sausage !

 

[Rita_Poon]

how long does it take to steam hams?

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Milk]

 

[Toffeepot]

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Reminds me of the old joke - a young penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman "has my dad been here today?"
Barman replies "I'm not sure, what does he look like?"

A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint.
The barman is stunned at a talking but politely serves him without comment. Duck drinks up and leaves.
Next day, same thing.
Continues for a few days
Eventually the barman says 'hope you don't mind me saying but, wow, a talking duck, incredible. I could get you a bit of work with a mate of mine in the circus if you're up for it?'
Duck says 'what would the circus want with a plasterer?'

 

[Kurt.]

 

[Kurt.]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Cels]

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[Cels]

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[Tommy Chong]

Fair play to whoever figured out that the voices dubbed over this Looney Tunes cartoon sync up perfectly, but can you guess which movie it’s from?!
View attachment Looney Tunes - Casino Dubbed.mp4

 

[Rita_Poon]

"The gambling den"?