The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[Rita_Poon]

I'm going to guess the candlestick hopefully in the bathroom.

That cartoon haribo bellend, with 3kg of fizzy cola bottles crammed into his lungs. Textbook case...

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Ming the Merciful]

That cartoon haribo bellend, with 3kg of fizzy cola bottles crammed into his lungs. Textbook case...

We've all eaten too much haribo in our time.

To eat enough to require hospitalisation and then proudly pose for pics is too much for me.

That porker could sit on a trolley in a&e til he either croaks or gets hungry enough to beg for food from the ward trolley.

 

[Rita_Poon]

We've all eaten too much haribo in our time.

To eat enough to require hospitalisation and then proudly pose for pics is too much for me.

That porker could sit on a trolley in a&e til he either croaks or gets hungry enough to beg for food from the ward trolley.

3kg over 3 days is a kg a day (Hawking in the house) and a kg is 2.2lb's, if he'd eaten nothing else then maybe I can understand it, reckon you eat 2lb's of total food (not liquid) a day? To take a slightly grim view of this, all that sugar and gelatine, what was he expecting to pass and wipe his arse with? Couldn't he have at least mixed it up with a few fizzy blueberry bottles and those old school shandy glasses? Got to get a varied diet.

 

[Ming the Merciful]

3kg over 3 days is a kg a day (Hawking in the house) and a kg is 2.2lb's, if he'd eaten nothing else then maybe I can understand it, reckon you eat 2lb's of total food (not liquid) a day? To take a slightly grim view of this, all that sugar and gelatine, what was he expecting to pass and wipe his arse with? Couldn't he have at least mixed it up with a few fizzy blueberry bottles and those old school shandy glasses? Got to get a varied diet.

I actually think that's amazing.

Didn't we all have our sweets in food order like this?

I can actually remember having the beer gummies after the food ones.

 

[marnie]

My life is just [Poor language removed] At moment but this made my day. WE WERE SUPPPOSED TO BE GOING TO THE ISLAND OF RHODES.......................... SO WHY HAVE I LANDED ON THE ISLAND OF TUI.........................FFS....................

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

With the holidays coming up...

 

[Tommy Chong]

 

[wgtwiddle]

I actually think that's amazing.

Didn't we all have our sweets in food order like this?

I can actually remember having the beer gummies after the food ones.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear.

 

[Andy McGurk]

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

www.bbc.co.uk

"Blamed it on the pork he ate"

Considering how much gelatin there was in the sweets he's half right

 

[PITA]

All together now.

Looks like the bloke at 14 seconds had a non-speaking part.

 

[Bilbo]

What fricking weirdo sets fireworks off early October? Our cat crapped itself last night and knocked the Christmas tree over!!

 

[summerisle]

 

[Swartzy]

3kg over 3 days is a kg a day (Hawking in the house) and a kg is 2.2lb's, if he'd eaten nothing else then maybe I can understand it, reckon you eat 2lb's of total food (not liquid) a day? To take a slightly grim view of this, all that sugar and gelatine, what was he expecting to pass and wipe his arse with? Couldn't he have at least mixed it up with a few fizzy blueberry bottles and those old school shandy glasses? Got to get a varied diet.

Sounds like he's just has his first experience of the Munchies..

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sounds like he's just has his first experience of the Munchies..

reefer madness*.