The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[chrismpw]

Powys village Three Cocks censored on British Cycling website

British Cycling apologises for the error citing a "autocorrect error" for the fault.

www.bbc.co.uk

I used to regularly take 14 year old kids for an outdoor pursuits week at Pencelli, near this town. You can imagine the guffaws and sniggering as a minibus full of them went past the sign and into the town.

Then it got worse one year .. a Land Rover dealer opened up there and the proprietor was called Chris Likes. A sign on the forecourt proudly stated "Chris Likes Three C****".

Oh lordy! How hard was that to frown and keep a professional straight face in the bus!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

 

[Milk]

 

[Milk]

Beat some guy off on a train years ago

Camilla fought off attempted indecent assault as teenager, book says

The future Queen is said to have fought off her attacker on a train using the heel of her shoe.

www.bbc.co.uk

wonder if it was Willie Carson...

TBF, she wasn’t too shabby back in the day …. And some blokes get off with a stiletto heel to the nuts (i believe there are certain videos to that … er … end once you get passed age verification)

 

[Walken]

 

[Tommy Chong]

Lol, like going to an improv comedy show and shouting morbid suggestions.

Reminds me of this scene:
View attachment Improv Comedy.mp4

 

[summerisle]

 

[notrevE5]

 

[Tommy Chong]

Grammar has been pretty lax lately on here lately, lads…

I though I’d just post a simple thumb of rule, for when you create posts:

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Daz1878]

 

[Tommy Chong]

 

[Kurt.]