The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

How very dare you sleep when I'm here suffering in silence, and after that days running around after me you did yesterday. Cash you in for a Clooney in a heartbeat, and I bet that bleeder doesn't snore! Wait till I get round the cauldron with me ma and cut you to ribbons, you'll be praying for the eternal rest of the damned!!!
....said the actress to the bishop.
 
How very dare you sleep when I'm here suffering in silence, and after that days running around after me you did yesterday. Cash you in for a Clooney in a heartbeat, and I bet that bleeder doesn't snore! Wait till I get round the cauldron with me ma and cut you to ribbons, you'll be praying for the eternal rest of the damned!!!
I would have gone at it with a bit more hacking and slashing, like a butcher with a clever as apposed to a surgeon with a scalpel...

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