The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[summerisle]

 

[Vintage]

 

[Tommy Chong]

Sieg Meow mien Kitty Furher!

 

[summerisle]

 

[Rita_Poon]

Help me out, what are the inserts re:
"the air brushed clothing, arrow* this is abigone!" ah, this is a big one. they forgot a space. What is air brushed clothing?
"you eat your cereal with water instead of milk. so gass?

On reflection, this letter is written by a nut case, I couldn't decide if it was a him dumping a her or a her dumping a him, then it occurred it could be a her dumping a her... work with me here... it's all about the letter 'i'.
The only weirdos I've ever encountered (and there's been a few) that use a small circle to dot an 'i' have been women. Usually because they think it looks cute. Have another glance, second word in, think with a dot not a circle, they're all over the show here. Sweat pants, Taz, 'snow dogs', the prosecution rests your honour.

 

[Rita_Poon]

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Right, fine, I admit it, I'm to fick to get this. I've tried with tablets of stone, I can't make the writing out in full on the door, is there a spinal joke or something?

 

[Bluebonic]

Right, fine, I admit it, I'm to fick to get this. I've tried with tablets of stone, I can't make the writing out in full on the door, is there a spinal joke or something?

Simon and Garfunkel Sound of Silence lyrics “ The words of the prophet were written on the subway wall”

 

[Rita_Poon]

Simon and Garfunkel Sound of Silence lyrics “ The words of the prophet were written on the subway wall”

Thank you for putting this old fool out of his misery.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I dated someone who was visibly repulsed by my hotmail email address. Wouldn’t say it was the cause of our split but it certainly didn’t help things

 

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I dated someone who was visibly repulsed by my hotmail email address. Wouldn’t say it was the cause of our split but it certainly didn’t help things

Still envious of that one: fylde4life@hotmail.com

 

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I dated someone who was visibly repulsed by my hotmail email address. Wouldn’t say it was the cause of our split but it certainly didn’t help things

Haha. I dated a girl whose mother complained about my “Germanic” eyebrows

 

[Blue Piper]

Haha. I dated a girl whose mother complained about my “Germanic” eyebrows

"And her father didn't like me anyway". Great song by Gerry Rafferty

 

[Buckers]

Haha. I dated a girl whose mother complained about my “Germanic” eyebrows

My daughter keeps telling her older brother he looks like a German boy.

 

[klingklang]

"And her father didn't like me anyway". Great song by Gerry Rafferty

Great song and Shane McGowan does a great version on The Snake album with a few expletives thrown in !

 

[Blue Piper]

Great song and Shane McGowan does a great version on The Snake album with a few expletives thrown in !

A brilliant version alright. I love it.