The Players: are they giving 100%?

[bizzaro]

Right just back from the Plotters meeting, managed to lose Agent Damon on the way so God knows where he ended up.

It was unanimously agreed to commence Phase 3 of Operation BobRemove asap.

Can't disclose details at the moment as they are classified as top secret, other than to say Osman will be at centre-half v West Ham.

You plotters should concentrate on DISTIN being woefully underperfoming




Mins played / tackles / tackles won ( in order of attempted tackles)

Barry: 1543 / 40 / 34
Baines: 1710 / 31 / 26
McCarthy: 1104 / 30 / 23
Naismith: 1280 / 30 / 23
Besic: 692 / 29 / 22
Coleman: 1445 / 28 / 22
Jagielka: 1665 / 24 / 21
Distin: 1074 / 21 / 14
Barkley: 966 / 19 / 15
Mirallas: 863 / 11 / 10
Alcaraz: 433 / 11 / 9
Stones: 513 / 10 / 9

He's played TWICE the amount as John Stones and has only 30% more tackles.

NOT PULLING HIS WEIGHT.

Barkley has more takles in less time than him. Naismith almost DOUBLE the tackles won.


Distin the lazy arse. GET RID

 

[The Equaliser]

You plotters should concentrate on DISTIN being woefully underperfoming




Mins played / tackles / tackles won ( in order of attempted tackles)

Barry: 1543 / 40 / 34
Baines: 1710 / 31 / 26
McCarthy: 1104 / 30 / 23
Naismith: 1280 / 30 / 23
Besic: 692 / 29 / 22
Coleman: 1445 / 28 / 22
Jagielka: 1665 / 24 / 21
Distin: 1074 / 21 / 14
Barkley: 966 / 19 / 15
Mirallas: 863 / 11 / 10
Alcaraz: 433 / 11 / 9
Stones: 513 / 10 / 9

He's played TWICE the amount as John Stones and has only 30% more tackles.

NOT PULLING HIS WEIGHT.

Barkley has more takles in less time than him. Naismith almost DOUBLE the tackles won.


Distin the lazy arse. GET RID

Like I said, Ossie will be replacing him at CB on Tuesday.

Now pipe down Damo.

 

[bizzaro]

Like I said, Ossie will be replacing him at CB on Tuesday.

Now pipe down Damo.

Distin should be terminated.

 

[nsno-chris]

This thread needs more Distin gifs, crack on damo

 

[maccavennie]

Not sure what last season has to do with anything. Sport is in the here and now and it's just not happening atm. There was no desire to change a 3 at the back system that was patently not working on Thursday.we have a thirty/forty odd year old never done anything striker leading the line with full backs at CM and CM's at centre half. Anyway hope he can sort it cos that was an utter shambles.

Last season has quite a lot to do with my original reply mate. Probably only a couple of pages back if you flick back

 

[bignev23]

I don't think their was any question of the players not wanting to win that game last night, Whilst it wasn't a great performance with good chances few and far between The last 15 mins showed we had fighting spirit resulting in Lukakus goal at the end.

 

[degsy]

tbh, they did try a bit harder yesterday, not much but a bit

 

[cjuk87]

Much happier that the team actually showed fight and determination last night, hardly any daft negative passes, we looked like we wanted it again! The last few weeks have been depressing, too many players look like they cba, last night the majority looked bothered again!

 

[bluemoz]

i think E'to is with martinez 100%

Still sticking with this one?????

 

[TheFinnFan]

Still sticking with this one?????

Im not sure.
Are you

 

[L4Everton]

Nailed on that.

Watch as either Big Dunc or Big Unsy or Big Stubbsy are crowned and they allow the lads to have a great laugh and play footy the agricultural way they like.

They'll be tearing into the opposition like they're sworn enemies. Nothing surer.

Big Davek with some of that 'support' that makes us supporters so important. Frightening*

 

[chicoazul]

@davek the pound for pound best poster on here.

His footwork this month has been astonishing. Lids punching thin air.

Let no one be doubting his appetite despite being a vet on here.