Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
I imagine that our players are getting the exit date on their visas as the day after our last group game.
Hart? You know this shampoo pushing goon will be flapping at extra swervy round world cup balls before having to pick them up out of the back of the net. Can you imagine the dull vacuous and gormless glare of Phil Jones as anyone with guile dances past him?
Do we have any serious talent in the team? Kane? Put him on corners like we did at the last one so we can minimise his goal scoring prowess - that should ensure we are totally useless.
A narked looking Delli Ali wondering why he has gotten his second yellow card from a ref who doesn't understand that no PL ref gives him the benefit of doubt over a studs up challenge. Danny Welbeck sprinting like he was in treacle to trap an out ball in the corner and failing miserably. Vardy running on as substitute and looking like the poor neglected kid with nits that has a chip on his shoulder when he doesn't have any quality being pinged to him.
Uff... Henderson running like he has an adult nappy full of no 2, and a face looking like he doesn't like the smell of it. Lallana and his nivead visage coming to terms with the fact that having been told he has quick feet doesn't measure up when he actually plays against players who do have quick feet.
Get the U20s from last year's world cup win and let them have it with a couple of the older squad who have an inkling of quality. At least then we'd have an outside chance in another 4-8 years' time.
Oh and get rid of Southgate. A manager so bad, that he's only there by default because Big Scam was just to odious and despicable a character to be in charge.
I do hope that come the final, they've miracled their way into it, and have a chance. But I don't think so.
At least Pickford is the only one there. No one else to go to the a tapping up get together where players from CL clubs can entice non CL club players to come to their team.
Hart? You know this shampoo pushing goon will be flapping at extra swervy round world cup balls before having to pick them up out of the back of the net. Can you imagine the dull vacuous and gormless glare of Phil Jones as anyone with guile dances past him?
Do we have any serious talent in the team? Kane? Put him on corners like we did at the last one so we can minimise his goal scoring prowess - that should ensure we are totally useless.
A narked looking Delli Ali wondering why he has gotten his second yellow card from a ref who doesn't understand that no PL ref gives him the benefit of doubt over a studs up challenge. Danny Welbeck sprinting like he was in treacle to trap an out ball in the corner and failing miserably. Vardy running on as substitute and looking like the poor neglected kid with nits that has a chip on his shoulder when he doesn't have any quality being pinged to him.
Uff... Henderson running like he has an adult nappy full of no 2, and a face looking like he doesn't like the smell of it. Lallana and his nivead visage coming to terms with the fact that having been told he has quick feet doesn't measure up when he actually plays against players who do have quick feet.
Get the U20s from last year's world cup win and let them have it with a couple of the older squad who have an inkling of quality. At least then we'd have an outside chance in another 4-8 years' time.
Oh and get rid of Southgate. A manager so bad, that he's only there by default because Big Scam was just to odious and despicable a character to be in charge.
I do hope that come the final, they've miracled their way into it, and have a chance. But I don't think so.
At least Pickford is the only one there. No one else to go to the a tapping up get together where players from CL clubs can entice non CL club players to come to their team.
