The Peace and Love World Cup : Russia 2018

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But oh no! How will the know what official fizzy sugar water to drink? What official tyres should I use on my car to go to the official fast food joint? What official B.O. paste should I use under my arms instead of washing? What official preening products so I can look as big a pillock as the stars being paid so little that they need endorsements?

How will we all cope without being told what's best for us? So many decisions!!

HELP ME!!!! Tell me who to give my money to!

I’ll take your money.
 
Just read Southgate's squad list for the upcoming friendlies before the world cup.

Was shocked how little of an arse I gave, and how I'm simply not interested any more. This came crashing into my realisation when I saw the names of "run the ball into a crowd and fall flat on your arse looking at the ref again" Wilshire and Ja-ja binks Henderson listed. Be arsed watching that predictably tedious display.

About the only togger I watch on tv these days is Everton on motd and then only when we win, and only then when we're not last motd.

In short that's been about 3 times this year.
Chris, like a lot of people, including myself, I guess that football is ruined for you.
 
Get England out before it starts. That would be brilliant. Watch the world cup in peace without all the jingoism.
 
I usually look forward to World Cups, but flippin' eck, a World Cup in Russia? It'll be as lifeless as the South Africa World Cup was. I expect daily reports of racism, fans getting beaten up/stabbed etc.
 
I don't see it that way. I look forward every time to seeing England getting thumped and sent home with their tail between their legs.

Iceland was a thing of beauty.
Yes, but you have to wait about two weeks for that pay off. If the Crusaders are left at home you just get 4 weeks of unadulterated football without the flag waving and then teeth grinding after the inevitable collapse.
 
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