The Oldies Thread

5am today.just about to get up for work and went to do a big stretch.got cramp in both legs at the same time.unbelievably painful. Staggering around the bedroom groaning and swearing which woke the mrs up.even worse I woke up with full on morning glory which made me look and sound like a right perv
 
5am today.just about to get up for work and went to do a big stretch.got cramp in both legs at the same time.unbelievably painful. Staggering around the bedroom groaning and swearing which woke the mrs up.even worse I woke up with full on morning glory which made me look and sound like a right perv

Hahaha, ffs lad.
Normally I'd say "Pics or Get The F. Out", but I'll pass on this one.

Sometimes get cramp in my legs when we're on the job. Never happened 30 years ago ffs. It's natures way of stopping me from breeding !
 
Hahaha, ffs lad.
Normally I'd say "Pics or Get The F. Out", but I'll pass on this one.

Sometimes get cramp in my legs when we're on the job. Never happened 30 years ago ffs. It's natures way of stopping me from breeding !
Haha ive been known to get in the job as well mate.both legs at the same time is brutal and I hope it never happens again.im too scared to stretch tonight
 
5am today.just about to get up for work and went to do a big stretch.got cramp in both legs at the same time.unbelievably painful. Staggering around the bedroom groaning and swearing which woke the mrs up.even worse I woke up with full on morning glory which made me look and sound like a right perv

Cramp is the devil's own doing, I've actually levitated 4 feet off the ground getting cramp with accompanying howls
 
The most essential thing now when going out for a drink is being able to get a seat in somewhere where the music isn't too loud.

Being able to buy many types of dope, rather than just skunk.

Actually using public phone boxes.

Proper legendary hard pubs, where everyone including the women and staff were psychos. The Eagle and Child and Bluebell in Huyton spring to mind.
 
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The most essential thing now when going out for a drink is being able to get a seat in somewhere where the music isn't too loud.

Being able to buy many types of dope, rather than just skunk.

Actually using public phone boxes.

Proper legendary hard pubs, where everyone including the women and staff where psychos. The Eagle and Child and Bluebell in Huyton spring to mind.

Two fine pubs in their day.......not for the fainthearted mind.......
 

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