The Oldies Thread

Do you always make sure you have milk ? And do you keep old trainers as "Good for in the garden "

If so ....Welcome

I want in too

I think, can't remember to be fair. I have bigger jugs than my wife, my rse has disappeared, had 2 hip replacements, no idea what my kids are talking about, turn the music down when it's someone elses and turn it up when it's mine, every headache is a tumour, each indigestion a heart attack, plan journeys to be quicker, lose breath and go dizzy when I go into big shops and don't throw socks or grundies away.

I have also tutted at a young person's foul language, behaviour, haircut and clothing.....

am I in?
 
I want in too

I think, can't remember to be fair. I have bigger jugs than my wife, my rse has disappeared, had 2 hip replacements, no idea what my kids are talking about, turn the music down when it's someone elses and turn it up when it's mine, every headache is a tumour, each indigestion a heart attack, plan journeys to be quicker, lose breath and go dizzy when I go into big shops and don't throw socks or grundies away.

I have also tutted at a young person's foul language, behaviour, haircut and clothing.....

am I in?
In, you should be President ya grumpy old git!
 
I want in too

I think, can't remember to be fair. I have bigger jugs than my wife, my rse has disappeared, had 2 hip replacements, no idea what my kids are talking about, turn the music down when it's someone elses and turn it up when it's mine, every headache is a tumour, each indigestion a heart attack, plan journeys to be quicker, lose breath and go dizzy when I go into big shops and don't throw socks or grundies away.

I have also tutted at a young person's foul language, behaviour, haircut and clothing.....

am I in?


We've got you in the 'pending' file.....Chrissy will get around to it by the end of the year.......
 
I want in too

I think, can't remember to be fair. I have bigger jugs than my wife, my rse has disappeared, had 2 hip replacements, no idea what my kids are talking about, turn the music down when it's someone elses and turn it up when it's mine, every headache is a tumour, each indigestion a heart attack, plan journeys to be quicker, lose breath and go dizzy when I go into big shops and don't throw socks or grundies away.

I have also tutted at a young person's foul language, behaviour, haircut and clothing.....

am I in?
Mate you are way in front and that's me alongside you,I even went outside to stop someone putting a charity bag thru the letter box,how Fkn sad is that ?
 

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