Because I was little my brother and cousin would dress me up in my Dad's old clothes, stick the guy mask on me and find an old pushchair and push me around as "penny for the guy" and then run off with the money to buy 10 Park Drive



Who are you calling an old fart? (Coughs to hide the sound of an impressive fart - a tactic learned from Mrs TT)Afraid so, but only "a bit old" as opposed to "very old" like us old farts
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I can still smell mum's lipstick from when she wiped my grubby little face before she took us kids anywhere. There were seven of us eventually, all in a space of twelve years. Mum's 96 and we're now 73-61
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That's not me by the way
Probably due to the fact that we were far more active and sweated, rather that sat in front of a TV or phone screen and vegetated.ā¦.we always seemed to have ātidemarksā on our necks, think that stopped with my generation.