The Oldies Thread

[tonyhorne]

My son tried to explain the concept of 'The Cloud' to me the other day.

 

[gonetomorrow]

At my school there were one or two "bachelor" masters who liked a feel around. Everyone knew who they were including the parents but as long as nothing heavy occurred everything just carried on. Nowadays you cannot conceive of such a situation being tolerated.

 

[degsy]

We has a Physics teacher, she was a holy terror, only 4ft 11in but ruled with a rod of Iron and a board duster. Even The Vice Principal...who did the canings, was scared of her. He told me so.
But I can still rattle off Boyles Law...usually at the end of a screaming nightmare.

 

[Jeff Jones]

I still don't know what wifi is. Or adsl.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Adverts for vaginal dryness and bladder weakness. Whatever happened to Hovis

And Araldite. The Lev Yashin of glues.

 

[Martino Robertez]

Turning 50 Means Finally Accepting That You’ll Probably Never Be Activated As An Unstoppable Rogue Agent

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/turning-50-means-finally-accepting-youll-probably--6095

 

[Alan Whittle]

And Araldite. The Lev Yashin of glues.

And Double Diamond ?
And Worthington E ?
And Andrews Liver Salts? ( The Uwe Seeler of digestive clear outs ).

 

[summerisle]

Thinking today about going to outside toilet in the winter - bloody freezing. That's it.

 

[Joey66]

Thinking today about going to outside toilet in the winter - bloody freezing. That's it.

Yes with cut up newspaper on a nail to wipe your bum!

 

[The binman chronicles]

Thinking today about going to outside toilet in the winter - bloody freezing. That's it.

Yes with cut up newspaper on a nail to wipe your bum!

I'll just leave this here...

 

[raithrovers94]

Saturday night use to buy the pink paper got all the football scores and a couple of sentences about the game only way to catch up on the scores if you missed the results on telly , don't know if it was just sold in scotland

 

[degsy]

And Araldite. The Lev Yashin of glues.

you can still buy it here in Australia - there's a set in 5 mins version too, just did repairs with it to my wok handle this morning

 

[Bilko]

all i'm missing is the wine tonight !

 

[Bilko]

fantastic

 

[gonetomorrow]

you can still buy it here in Australia - there's a set in 5 mins version too, just did repairs with it to my wok handle this morning

Eyes Glued Shut. Starring Tom Gluise and directed by Stanley Glubrik