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Player Valuation: £70m
My cousin's 5 year old kid talking about Johnson being on the telly again tonight: " He's going to say something boring, then tell a lie".
My 6 year old lad, in response: "Boris Johnson is a sausage roll".
Think they've got the measure of him lol
He does use the most juvenile language "jabathon", so he speaks to that age group and worryingly and obviously some of electorate.