My money is on @davekSo another Johnson child on the way, don't know how many he has now but I can safely deduce 2 things from this news.
Firstly, there is big, bad news on the horizon.
Secondly, given the number of Johnson sprogs in existence, statistically, one of the must post on here.
And Boris is now the good Catholic of Westminster, so he's not allowed to wear a little rubber thingy on his todger.Bloody ell his missus is pregnant again, he did say he wanted the young ones double jabbed tho.
MPs can claim expenses on their children, £5400 up to the age of 18. Given the seed he's spread, he'll probably wipe out the treasury with his expensesAnd Boris is now the good Catholic of Westminster, so he's not allowed to wear a little rubber thingy on his todger.
The Pope will only entertain contraception in the guise of anal intercourse.
So, unless Carrie allows him to boof her up the tradesmans from now on in we could be in for a long line of new Johnsons, "Spiffing".
No wonder he wants a better paid job.
He found the job that pays. Having children paid for by the state.MPs can claim expenses on their children, £5400 up to the age of 18. Given the seed he's spread, he'll probably wipe out the treasury with his expenses
He doesn’t need to pounce on Carrie…. He’s royaly bumming the rest of us in the countryAnd Boris is now the good Catholic of Westminster, so he's not allowed to wear a little rubber thingy on his todger.
The Pope will only entertain contraception in the guise of anal intercourse.
So, unless Carrie allows him to boof her up the tradesmans from now on in we could be in for a long line of new Johnsons, "Spiffing".
No wonder he wants a better paid job.
All a matter of perspective, prev.Lol. It really is an amazing world where that clown is in the same room as Merkel and she has to try and talk to him like he's her equal
All a matter of perspective, prev.
Some choice top-rated comments from German mainstream news articles about Boris and his pandemic policies:
Hold the Line, Boris, we support you!
I look forward to the day when we won't see Angie's mug in the news anymore.
Am jealous of the Brits having him as their leader.
Boris and the Brits have decided to live, whereas Merkel has decided to cower.
Boris says what we're all thinking. If only we had such a leader. The Brits can be proud of him.
Boris is acting on behalf of his people, Merkel is acting on behalf of RKI [the german CDC].
While Merkel shits her pants, Boris is fighting for what's right.
Boris acts despite pressure, while Merkel caves in to pressure.
Not making any of this up.
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The grass is always greener on the other side and all that...
You think Merkel vastly outsmarts Boris, whereas many actual Germans think the opposite.
Is that waste of good organs still posting on here ?
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