The New Kit

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You dead set Fashion Virgins wouldn’t know a class kit if it jumped out your Ale rubbed its wang all over your face and ran off with yer Mar to Benidorm for a weekend of pingers and hot bone.

State of YOUSE
 
Need some stats on the kit before I make a judgement.

What’s the xTC (expected thread count)?

What’s its weight? Can’t have it dropping players pace stat

How many seams does it have?

How much does it stretch?

Ffs Umbro at least give us a pie chart!
 
Need some stats on the kit before I make a judgement.

What’s the xTC (expected thread count)?

What’s its weight? Can’t have it dropping players pace stat

How many seams does it have?

How much does it stretch?

Ffs Umbro at least give us a pie chart!

Doesn't it glow in the dark?
 
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