The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Baines' left foot]

Oohh, sorry for the language mods. I see someone has fixed it. Cheers.

 

[Bungle]

This lad was walking around and started moaning, he said "No one gets out of the way here, <expletive> immigrants", so I turned my head towards him just out of shock really, and he goes "WHAT LAD?", I said "You can't say that", and then he goes "get outside then you faggot, come on then", so I started laughed, as I thought the situation was ridiculous.

He obviously got bored of waiting outside for me so came back in, kicked off again, I said "I don't want a fight, I just want to do my shopping" and he was all "AAAHHHH YER FANNY, COME ON THEN, I'LL SLASH YOUR <expletive> FACE", to which I couldn't help but laugh. So then he grabbed a jar of jam and threw it at the back of my head from point blank range, then grabbed my face and knee'd me a few times. Fell down to the floor. Blood everywhere.

I'd ask if you at least got a discount off your shopping, but I guess being in Aldi there's nothing they can do lol

Seriously though mate pressing charges doesn't make you sad, the fellas attacked you for no reason and been an utter prick. I bet being a student though you've scraped that jam out of your hair for breakfast tomorrow havent you?

 

[Millea]

Get him done @Baines' left foot lid, like the others and yourself said it could be someone else. Stay safe and well mate.

 

[noharmdone]

Dex got some jam in his hair last night too..

 

[peteblue]

I'd ask if you at least got a discount off your shopping, but I guess being in Aldi there's nothing they can do lol

Seriously though mate pressing charges doesn't make you sad, the fellas attacked you for no reason and been an utter prick. I bet being a student though you've scraped that jam out of your hair for breakfast tomorrow havent you?

He was probably taunting the lad hoping for a jar of pickles........

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd ask if you at least got a discount off your shopping, but I guess being in Aldi there's nothing they can do lol

Seriously though mate pressing charges doesn't make you sad, the fellas attacked you for no reason and been an utter prick. I bet being a student though you've scraped that jam out of your hair for breakfast tomorrow havent you?

Christ, I've just realised what that sticky stuff in my hair is honestly didn't know what it was. That'll go straight on tomorrow's toast.

 

[Bungle]

He was probably taunting the lad hoping for a jar of pickles........

Apparently a row about Ketchup and Brown sauce mate

 

[noharmdone]

Thick glass.. But ace stuff..

 

[Moomin]

This lad was walking around and started moaning, he said "No one gets out of the way here, <expletive> immigrants", so I turned my head towards him just out of shock really, and he goes "WHAT LAD?", I said "You can't say that", and then he goes "get outside then you faggot, come on then", so I started laughed, as I thought the situation was ridiculous.

He obviously got bored of waiting outside for me so came back in, kicked off again, I said "I don't want a fight, I just want to do my shopping" and he was all "AAAHHHH YER FANNY, COME ON THEN, I'LL SLASH YOUR <expletive> FACE", to which I couldn't help but laugh. So then he grabbed a jar of jam and threw it at the back of my head from point blank range, then grabbed my face and knee'd me a few times. Fell down to the floor. Blood everywhere.

Not good that, hope your alright and the old bill get him. Sounds like he wanted to kick off at anyone, what a melt.

 

[Bungle]

Christ, I've just realised what that sticky stuff in my hair is lol honestly didn't know what it was. That'll go straight on tomorrow's toast.

Make the best of a bad situation mate, maybe go back for some marmalade tomorrow if he's about, mix it up a bit.

 

[noharmdone]

He sounds a bit like

@angelwitch

 

[peteblue]

Apparently a row about Ketchup and Brown sauce mate

Was the lad one of the Ketchup mob from the dingle.......

 

[Bungle]

@angelwitch would have broke his nose before the guy even got in the shop, he's that hard.

 

[orly]

Probably high on beak the bad minge, defos take him to court, and claim the victim of crime money too

 

[Bungle]

Was the lad one of the Ketchup mob from the dingle.......

You been drinking again ffs?