The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Haha, we haven't lost a game since we started.

Don't think we've own by less than 5.

We had 4 men the other week because our kid missed the bus and had 3 for the last 10 because his mate punched one of their lot off the ball. Still won.

It's fecking awful.
 
Don't think we've own by less than 5.

We had 4 men the other week because our kid missed the bus and had 3 for the last 10 because his mate punched one of their lot off the ball. Still won.

It's fecking awful.

Hahaha, it's a laugh though. Love winning games me.
 
This lad was walking around and started moaning, he said "No one gets out of the way here, <expletive> immigrants", so I turned my head towards him just out of shock really, and he goes "WHAT LAD?", I said "You can't say that", and then he goes "get outside then you faggot, come on then", so I started laughed, as I thought the situation was ridiculous.

He obviously got bored of waiting outside for me so came back in, kicked off again, I said "I don't want a fight, I just want to do my shopping" and he was all "AAAHHHH YER FANNY, COME ON THEN, I'LL SLASH YOUR <expletive> FACE", to which I couldn't help but laugh. So then he grabbed a jar of jam and threw it at the back of my head from point blank range, then grabbed my face and knee'd me a few times. Fell down to the floor. Blood everywhere.
 
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