The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

Guy calls in to work, says "I can't come in today, I'm sick."

His boss replies "How sick are you?"

Guy says "I just f*cked my sister."

 

[JamesBT]

Had a takeaway curry tonight, and they got some of the order wrong.

I blame Ijjy FFS?

Move over ffs Kev. Hello ffs Ijj

 

[chrissyjack]

Had a takeaway curry tonight, and they got some of the order wrong.

I blame Ijjy FFS?

I once had a Lebanese curry. Ended up with the shi'ites

 

[Astro78]

Was so close to making it to the QPR match. A mate in London who has a friend at QPR had hooked me up with tickets. Work is just too hectic at the moment.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Evening.

How you doing Astro?

 

[Cena]

Was so close to making it to the QPR match. A mate in London who has a friend at QPR had hooked me up with tickets. Work is just too hectic at the moment.

Gutted mate, when dya reckon your next Goodison voyage is?

 

[chrissyjack]

I took a vacuum cleaner back to Comet . The bloke said " What's wrong with it ? " . I said " It sucks ! ". Bloke replied " Yeah ? What's wrong with it ? "

 

[Deloodid]

A mob of dyslexic parents have just kicked the **** out of Jimmy Somerville.

 

[JamesBT]

Astro 4 president. Dunno why i put that, just felt right.

 

[JamesBT]

These jokes are so bad they're good. Keep em up!

 

[Astro78]

How you doing Astro?

Back home finally. Doing good lid. You?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Astro 4 president. Dunno why i put that, just felt right.

Always do what your heart tells you mate. Always.


Astro 4 president.

 

[Astro78]

Gutted mate, when dya reckon your next Goodison voyage is?

I don't know, really. I hope it will be in the spring. Not too sure yet. Whole fambo is coming on the next one. Will be the wife and the boys first match at Goodison. Will be an epic day when it happens.

 

[Astro78]

Astro 4 president. Dunno why i put that, just felt right.

Wow. Thanks, I guess. I am a year too young. Have to wait until the next election.

 

[Groucho]

Wow. Thanks, I guess. I am a year too young. Have to wait until the next election.

Lads, a future Mr President is among us