The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Guy calls in to work, says "I can't come in today, I'm sick."

His boss replies "How sick are you?"

Guy says "I just f*cked my sister."
 
Was so close to making it to the QPR match. A mate in London who has a friend at QPR had hooked me up with tickets. Work is just too hectic at the moment.
 
Gutted mate, when dya reckon your next Goodison voyage is?

I don't know, really. I hope it will be in the spring. Not too sure yet. Whole fambo is coming on the next one. Will be the wife and the boys first match at Goodison. Will be an epic day when it happens.
 
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