The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Groucho]

One in six people in the world are Chinese. That means of me and my five brothers, Paul, Andy, Colin, John and Sun Yan Min, one of us is Chinese.

I think it's Colin.

Also, six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy

 

[Baines' left foot]

Also, six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy

I was driving through the tunnel the other day, and on my way out I clipped the rear of this 4x4.

Any way some really small bloke got out, he looked really pissed off and just said to me "I'm not happy".

So I said, "Well which one are you then?"

 

[chrissyjack]

What's this ? Bloody old joke night ?

 

[Baines' left foot]

What's this ? Bloody old joke night ?

I'm on a bit of a roll with these jokes today mate, I've been at it for ages.

You could say that I'm on a Marapun.



*deletes account and sets self on fire*

 

[chrissyjack]

I bumped int a chicken I know earlier. He said " Cluck " , then I replied " Cluck ". he than said " Cluck cluck ". Then i said " Cluck cluck ". We were then both arrested for using fowl language

 

[Groucho]

I bumped int a chicken I know earlier. He said " Cluck " , then I replied " Cluck ". he than said " Cluck cluck ". Then i said " Cluck cluck ". We were then both arrested for using fowl language

I went for an interview for a blacksmith's job today. He said "can you shoe a horse"?

I said "no, but I've told a donkey to p*** off".

 

[chrissyjack]

I phoned the local Ramblers Association. The bloke on the line went on and on and on

 

[bluejock]

I went for an interview for a blacksmith's job today. He said "can you shoe a horse"?

I said "no, but I've told a donkey to p*** off".

Hahaha that's one of my favourites.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I started a new job with The Samaritans a week or two ago.

I tried to call in sick yesterday but they managed to talk me out of it.

 

[Allezfan]

I'd hoped that one of the last half page of jokes would make me laugh but sadly no pun in ten did.

 

[Groucho]

I'd hoped that one of the last half page of jokes would make me laugh but sadly no pun in ten did.

We're here all week!

 

[chrissyjack]

I once bought a record " Wasps of the World and the Noises They make ". I couldn't recognise any of the noises as being wasps. Then I realised I was playing the bee side

 

[Cena]

Had a takeaway curry tonight, and they got some of the order wrong.

I blame Ijjy FFS?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I once bought a record " Wasps of the World and the Noises They make ". I couldn't recognise any of the noises as being wasps. Then I realised I was playing the bee side

Hahaha, that made me howl!!

 

[Astro78]

Evening.