The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[ijjysmith]

I SO WANT A BIG MAC EVEN THOUGH I'VE JUST EATEN CHICKEN
LADS, GOT TWO BOXES OF QUALITY STREET BECAUSE ME MA FORGOT TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THE SHOPPING

SAVE ME THE TOFFEE FINGERS LAD. MY FAVE THEM THO LAD LID.

 

[bluejock]

IM GONNA HAVE A LIE IN

GO FOR A RUN

HAVE A BOWL OF SEE REE AL

WATCH YOONITED SMASH THE FUN

DOING HONEY AND MUSTARD GLAZED SAUSAGES AND MASH FOR TEA

BATH THE KIDS

HAVE A FEW BEERS AND WATCH THE SWISH [Poor language removed]

FINGER MRS JOCK

SLEEP

 

[Cena]

LAD IVE BEEN DRINKIN LIKE IJJY TAKES BATHS LADS

 

[Bigmaclad]

#SPIELBERG

HAHA NOT QUITE LAD

I SO WANT A BIG MAC EVEN THOUGH I'VE JUST EATEN CHICKEN
LADS, GOT TWO BOXES OF QUALITY STREET BECAUSE ME MA FORGOT TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THE SHOPPING

I HAVENT HAD A BIGMAC IN MONTHS

 

[ijjysmith]

LAD IVE BEEN DRINKIN LIKE IJJY TAKES BATHS LADS

2 A YEAR?

 

[toffeejack]

WHAT'S EVERYONE UP TO TOMORROW? IM GOING FOR A SUNDAY LUNCH IN A PUB CALLED THE COWHEARDS. IT'S ACE IN THERE AND NICE AND CHILLED AND THAT. GONNA HAVE BEEF OR SOMETHING. I LOVE HORSERADISH SAUCE.

LADS

LIDS

LADS?

MY MATE'S DOING THE SWANSEA 10K RUN SO PROBS GUNNA GO AND SUPPORT HIM. HE WENT TO THE GAME TODAY BUT IS A SWANS FAN/PREVIOUSLY VILLA (DESPITE BEING NORWEGIAN). HE SAID HE LEFT THE GAME 3 MINS EARLY TODAY BECAUSE EVERTON WERE BOSSING IT SO MUCH.

BUT YEAH, THEN HOPEFULLY WATCH UNITED STUFF THE RS AND ENGLAND WIN THE "CRICKET"

 

[Bigmaclad]

LAD IVE BEEN DRINKIN LIKE IJJY TAKES BATHS LADS

YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING NAKED LAD?

 

[Cena]

LADS THO, WHEN YOU THINK ABAR IT.....

THE CAPS LOCK HOUR, HOW DO U EXPLAIN IT 2 MERR MORTALS, U CNT????

CAPS LOCK HOUR TILL U FINGER GIRLS LADS

 

[bluejock]

HAD A KFC YESTERDAY DIDNT SNIFF IT THOUGH

KFC GRAVY IS THE RUNNY POO OF THE GODS

 

[chrissyjack]

I'VE GOT THOSE NEW " ROAST IN THE BAG " LAMB CHOPS FROM ICELAND. ROSEMARY AND MINT. SOUNDS NICE. SHOULD BE AT £4 A BOX

 

[Bigmaclad]

TOMORROW I AM GOING TO BE DOING RADIO PREP FOR TUESDAYS COUNTY SHOW LADS, GONNA BE A GOOD ONE I CAN FEEL IT

 

[bluejock]

CLH IS THE SINGLE BEST THING ON GOT

THIS THREAD IS A F*CKING PIONEER LADZ

 

[toffeejack]

SAVE ME THE TOFFEE FINGERS LAD. MY FAVE THEM THO LAD LID.

EVERY SINGLE QUALITY STREET IS BOSS EXECEPT THE ORANGE AND STRAWBERRY ONES. THOSE THINGS JUST DON'T GO WITH CHOCOLATE...EXCEPT TERRYS, THATS BOSS

 

[tommye]

I am a weirdo. I thought I'd say hello and keep this thread slightly weird due to my existence. I have a bottle of Queen Margot Blended Scotch Whisky. I bought it from Lidl. An older Asian/Chinese/Japanese/Korean or whatever lady dropped her money and I picked it up for her. It was the highlight of my day, perhaps my life. Perhaps. The whisky, yes it is making me feel better. Making me a feel like a man. With a big, strapping penis. My penis is only small, it is bent and it hardly gets erect. I just wanted to share that with you all. It's up to you what you do with that information. It's up to you. Also I am strange, you need to know that, you need to know I'm strange or it's not fair on you all. Late show forever, late show forever!

BEST. POST. EVER.













EVENING LADS.
EVERTON ARE BOSS.

 

[Cena]

I'VE GOT THOSE NEW " ROAST IN THE BAG " LAMB CHOPS FROM ICELAND. ROSEMARY AND MINT. SOUNDS NICE. SHOULD BE AT £4 A BOX

LAD UR ARSE IS GONNA RESEMBLE A TAP WITH RUNNING WATER.