The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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I am a weirdo. I thought I'd say hello and keep this thread slightly weird due to my existence. I have a bottle of Queen Margot Blended Scotch Whisky. I bought it from Lidl. An older Asian/Chinese/Japanese/Korean or whatever lady dropped her money and I picked it up for her. It was the highlight of my day, perhaps my life. Perhaps. The whisky, yes it is making me feel better. Making me a feel like a man. With a big, strapping penis. My penis is only small, it is bent and it hardly gets erect. I just wanted to share that with you all. It's up to you what you do with that information. It's up to you. Also I am strange, you need to know that, you need to know I'm strange or it's not fair on you all. Late show forever, late show forever!
 
I am a weirdo. I thought I'd say hello and keep this thread slightly weird due to my existence. I have a bottle of Queen Margot Blended Scotch Whisky. I bought it from Lidl. An older Asian/Chinese/Japanese/Korean or whatever lady dropped her money and I picked it up for her. It was the highlight of my day, perhaps my life. Perhaps. The whisky, yes it is making me feel better. Making me a feel like a man. With a big, strapping penis. My penis is only small, it is bent and it hardly gets erect. I just wanted to share that with you all. It's up to you what you do with that information. It's up to you. Also I am strange, you need to know that, you need to know I'm strange or it's not fair on you all. Late show forever, late show forever!

PLAY UP POMPey, POMPey PLAY UP
 
I am a weirdo. I thought I'd say hello and keep this thread slightly weird due to my existence. I have a bottle of Queen Margot Blended Scotch Whisky. I bought it from Lidl. An older Asian/Chinese/Japanese/Korean or whatever lady dropped her money and I picked it up for her. It was the highlight of my day, perhaps my life. Perhaps. The whisky, yes it is making me feel better. Making me a feel like a man. With a big, strapping penis. My penis is only small, it is bent and it hardly gets erect. I just wanted to share that with you all. It's up to you what you do with that information. It's up to you. Also I am strange, you need to know that, you need to know I'm strange or it's not fair on you all. Late show forever, late show forever!

My ex had an ex who she said a penis was like that. however, he was one of those gay men who doesn't like football.
lid, we're all a bit abnormal here on the late show and welcome, enjoy CAPS LOCK HOUR
 
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