The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

OH YEAH LADS, I DID A CLH AT WORK THE OTHER DAY! WENT OK.

HAHA, GOOD STUFF, WHEN I GET A JOB, I'M DEFINTELY INTRODUCING THIS

 

[toffeejack]

WELL I HAD SEX, IT FELT SO GOOD I DID IT WITH MY PENIS

MISSUS SAID SHE WAS GOING TO WANK ME OFF TO CLH, I KNEW SHE WASN'T BEING SERIOUS

 

[Groucho]

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TOE LADS? MINE'S MY BIG ONE

 

[bluejock]

I BELIEVE SO, I VOTE YOU FOR THE WEEK AFTER IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY, YOUR AN IMPORTANT MEMBER TO THE LNS

IM NOT A HOST LIDDA I PREFER THE WORK YOU GUYS DO

 

[Del]

hi everyone whats going on in here?

 

[ijjysmith]

WELL I HAD SEX, IT FELT SO GOOD I DID IT WITH MY PENIS

MISSUS SAID SHE WAS GOING TO WANK ME OFF TO CLH, I KNEW SHE WASN'T BEING SERIOUS

THAT'S THE DREAM WANK MATE.

HAS ANYONE HAD SEXUAL EXPERERIENCE (WITH A GIRL) DURING CLH YET?

 

[Groucho]

I BELIEVE SO, I VOTE YOU FOR THE WEEK AFTER IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY, YOUR AN IMPORTANT MEMBER TO THE LNS

I SECOND THIS, REGISTER AND VOTE FOR JOCK.

 

[bluejock]

LASSIE WITH HUGE WABBERS PYAR STEAMBOATS ON X FACTOR

 

[toffeejack]

IM NOT A HOST LIDDA I PREFER THE WORK YOU GUYS DO

I AINT NO HOST EITHER, BUT ENJOYED IT THROUOGHLY.


LADS WAS ANYONE HERE AT THE GAME HAVING AN ARGUMENT ABOUT STANDING UP?

 

[Groucho]

CAPS LOCK HOUR DEL

 

[bluejock]

OH MY GOD DEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

 

[toffeejack]

THAT'S THE DREAM WANK MATE.

HAS ANYONE HAD SEXUAL EXPERERIENCE (WITH A GIRL) DURING CLH YET?

MY MISSUS HATES EVERYTHING FOOTBALL SO THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE OF THIS HAPPENING. I MADE SURE SOCCER SATURDAY WAS FINISHED BEFORE MAKING LOVE TO HER, EVERY WOMAN NEEDS TO KNOW HER PLACE

 

[ijjysmith]

DEL I FOLLOW THE CHILE EVERTON ON TWITTER

NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE ON ABOUT X

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm in with 5 third-year exchange students.


Which are all female.

FINGERING CENTRAL.

 

[toffeejack]

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TOE LADS? MINE'S MY BIG ONE

MY MUM'S CAMEL ONE LOOKS BOSS AT TIMES