The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Brennan]

FTY chillax innit

 

[Big Doug]

Read my original post, I specified that we didn't rub it into each others, why it matters so much to you I don't know.

"me and my mate had to proper massage it into our ballsacks and bellends"

absolute gold mate had me howling reading top lad

 

[FTY]

Just sounds a bit gay that's all.

Again why does it matter to you?

 

[noharmdone]

nearly negged this

I drink a box of lager a night, if buds what's in the house, it gets supped.
NEA.

 

[FTY]

I have, as a forfeit me and my mate had to proper massage it into our (own, not each others) ballsack and bellend. At first we were like ''nothings happening ffs, and then we both just hit the deck in absolute tears, agony it was, we both ended up whacking them under the bidet, (we were in spain, I'm not a posh bell).

"me and my mate had to proper massage it into our ballsacks and bellends"

absolute gold mate had me howling reading top lad

Good one.

 

[Walken]

I drink a box of lager a night, if buds what's in the house, it gets supped.
NEA.

The term box is good, keeps it vague and gives you options

 

[noharmdone]

The term box is good, keeps it vague and gives you options

Depends if I'm on the phone, when I drink more ! Don't smoke anymore you see..
Box - 12 in my book.

 

[Walken]

Depends if I'm on the phone, when I drink more ! Don't smoke anymore you see..
Box - 12 in my book.

I've been without the cigs for a few weeks now, my sweet and general unhealthy food intake has gone through the roof

 

[Big Doug]

Good one.

takes some balls admitting that sort of deviant behaviour mate,

you've earned my respect pal consider me a member of your posse

 

[noharmdone]

takes some balls admitting that sort of deviant behaviour mate,

you've earned my respect pal consider me a member of your posse

You post like Marco ?

 

[FTY]

You post like Marco ?

I'm 98% sure it's Bluenose1995. Who despite all the yewtree stuff was actually a nice guy.

 

[Walken]

cheers to whoever offered me the leccy ciggie in rep

 

[FTY]

I've been without the cigs for a few weeks now, my sweet and general unhealthy food intake has gone through the roof

Better to be fat than dead...

 

[Walken]

Better to be fat than dead...

the irony is I can train twice as hard with smoke free lungs and fueled with sugar and carbs, so i havent piled it on so far

 

[FTY]

the irony is I can train twice as hard with smoke free lungs and fueled with sugar and carbs, so i havent piled it on so far

Better to be not dead and healthy than dead.

That quote right there? That will be in textbooks in 150 years time.