FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
Yeah course, who hasn't rubbed deep heat into our mates helmet then legged it to the bidet?
Who are you lad?
Yeah course, who hasn't rubbed deep heat into our mates helmet then legged it to the bidet?
I don't judge mate we all experiment with the same sex growing up just made me laugh
There's still some time left for you, Azz b)
Who are you lad?
Come again?
That's what FTY's mate said after the deep heat rubbing.
Come again?
What's going on here lads ?
Repressed homosexuality and Identity Crises... standard stuff.
Fancy another Bud, mate?
I'm never one to say no..
I'm drinking Buds tonight.
NEA.
Read my original post, I specified that we didn't rub it into each others, why it matters so much to you I don't know.
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