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Worst body problem you've had?

I had an ingrown toe-nail that became that painful I had to get it out myself. Tweezers, Scissors and nail-clippers all used and I eventually dug out the nail, the WORST pain, but my God, the feeling of relief after was worth it strangely.

Puss, body fluid the lot leaving my toe was a great feeling

Had one of them for what feels like forever, it's made me use my left foot more but it's a real nuisance.

Fair play for going DIY I haven't got the minerals for that!
 
Not really arsed, but why is honkey not censored just as any derogetary term for black people is?

I honestly didn't know it meant that. Never heard the word other than in that song.

Sorry if it offended anyone.
 
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Worst body problem you've had?

I had an ingrown toe-nail that became that painful I had to get it out myself. Tweezers, Scissors and nail-clippers all used and I eventually dug out the nail, the WORST pain, but my God, the feeling of relief after was worth it strangely.

Puss, body fluid the lot leaving my toe was a great feeling

Sciatica, still get it. Bloody horrid.

I won't be able to proper late show it much more, these early mornings kill me off.
 
How catchy and annoying is that Lady Gaga song " Do what you want " featuring the sexual deviant R Kelly who likes to urinate on young ladies??

Anyway, I've been thinking about what I would do to her body and I've come to the following conclusion.

I would replace one of her hands with a chainsaw, just like Ash from the feature movie Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness

12411-army_of_darkness-ash-chainsaw.jpg


And, the other hand I will replace with a sandwich maker.

Cuisinart-Sandwich-Maker--21671_large.jpg


What would you do??
 
How catchy and annoying is that Lady Gaga song " Do what you want " featuring the sexual deviant R Kelly who likes to urinate on young ladies??

Anyway, I've been thinking about what I would do to her body and I've come to the following conclusion.

I would replace one of her hands with a chainsaw, just like Ash from the feature movie Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness

12411-army_of_darkness-ash-chainsaw.jpg


And, the other hand I will replace with a sandwich maker.

Cuisinart-Sandwich-Maker--21671_large.jpg


What would you do??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is why the Late Show exists
 
How catchy and annoying is that Lady Gaga song " Do what you want " featuring the sexual deviant R Kelly who likes to urinate on young ladies??

Anyway, I've been thinking about what I would do to her body and I've come to the following conclusion.

I would replace one of her hands with a chainsaw, just like Ash from the feature movie Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness

12411-army_of_darkness-ash-chainsaw.jpg


And, the other hand I will replace with a sandwich maker.

Cuisinart-Sandwich-Maker--21671_large.jpg


What would you do??

Thats a risky handjob your going for there mooms, i respect that
 
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How catchy and annoying is that Lady Gaga song " Do what you want " featuring the sexual deviant R Kelly who likes to urinate on young ladies??

Anyway, I've been thinking about what I would do to her body and I've come to the following conclusion.

I would replace one of her hands with a chainsaw, just like Ash from the feature movie Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness

12411-army_of_darkness-ash-chainsaw.jpg


And, the other hand I will replace with a sandwich maker.

Cuisinart-Sandwich-Maker--21671_large.jpg


What would you do??

I'd swap a few of her body parts round, nose and eyes, (she now has two noses and one eye), hands and feet, minge and mouth and her kneecaps and elbows.

Then I'd swap her head hair for Nigel McRirick's pubic hair.
 
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