The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Azzurri]

Hai guyz, I've masturbated four times today.

 

[Deloodid]

Huy Edwards - BBC Newsreader

 

[DualityNSNO]

You're kidding?! Haha!

Nope, we got him IN DA SYSTEMZZZ

 

[Deloodid]

Lads, though, when I go for a wee, I have to really really shake, I had a wee and then had that horrible thing when I put on my shorts, the little patch were I had not shaken enough.

Never ever have this problem when you're younger. Infuriates me, spend more times shaking than actually urinating.

Lads?

Just sit down and have a wee.

 

[Roztitute]

Just did Kim Deal and the genie got her, well done genie

 

[Elong]

Alright lads, thought I'd share this.

http://en.akinator.com/

It's class, think of someone, anyone... then answer a series of questions and it'll guess who you're thinking of.

Try it out, I'M NOT SAD HONEST

That **** guessed Micky O'Neill off Snatch, FFS what a boss.

 

[Elong]

He even got Jake The Muss off Once Were Warriors. Knew he'd be onto it when he asked if my character had been into space, Jake hasn't, but he played Jengo Fett, Maoris are responsible for wiping out the Jedi!

 

[meagher94]

He even got Jake The Muss off Once Were Warriors. Knew he'd be onto it when he asked if my character had been into space, Jake hasn't, but he played Jengo Fett, Maoris are responsible for wiping out the Jedi!

Haha when you can tell he's getting closer with his questions and you just think "you little b*stard"

 

[Brennan]

Really good night at the match tonight, then i decided to go out after and the night promptly went to s**t. FFS.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I am enjoying cheese on toast for breakfast here.

Then off to bed.

 

[toffeejack]

WRONG, i was thinking of fellaini and he thought i was thinking of bale. stupid dick, i said it was a footballer and he asked questions like is he the final boss on a video game

 

[Cena]

Evening lads, I wanna do a favourite porn star thread but i'm badly scared to

 

[Azzurri]

Evening lads, I wanna do a favourite porn star thread but i'm badly scared to

Do it or I will.

 

[Cena]

Do it or I will.

MickNick may grass us up though lid

 

[toffeejack]

definitely got to be NSFW though, pics videos, the lot