The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Lads, though, when I go for a wee, I have to really really shake, I had a wee and then had that horrible thing when I put on my shorts, the little patch were I had not shaken enough.

Never ever have this problem when you're younger. Infuriates me, spend more times shaking than actually urinating.

Lads?
Ah, the spot of shame. Get around it by never wearing light pants
 
Lads, though, when I go for a wee, I have to really really shake, I had a wee and then had that horrible thing when I put on my shorts, the little patch were I had not shaken enough.

Never ever have this problem when you're younger. Infuriates me, spend more times shaking than actually urinating.

Lads?

my penis is ****ing annoying, piss goes off in two directions, every time i wear my everton trackie bottoms, my penis gets too squashed up (probably because they were made for a 10 year old boy) and then my piss ends up splashing down the front.


ffs good for nothing penis

Lads, the bath in my new house has jacuzzi jets lad, honest to Dog.

Best bath I've ever had. Beer, bubbles and a blowjob.

Away to make some cheese on toast now.

Like a boss.

ffs, what's mrs. jock guna say? can't believe you gave into that asian lass at the hotel
 
You guys are the Sh!zz. Tired after getting back from Goodison. Have a great Late Show, i'm back to posting again after a few days off kinda. Finger Girls,everton are boss, earnin and burnin, snappin necks and cashin cheques. peace and love virtual brothers x

#JamesBtOverAndOut
 
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