The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[FTY]

THERE WAS A FELLA CALLED CHRISSY
LIKED TO DRESS HIMSELF AS A MISSY
HE HAD ALL OF THE BITS
THE MINGE AND THE TITS
BUT THE BITCH WAS INCREDIBLY PRISSY

OMFG.

 

[noharmdone]

NO NEED FOR THAT..

OLD FELLAS GETTING KILLED IN MOVIES..
" FRANK " IN CLIFFHANGER..

NO NEED LADS..

 

[Groucho]

THERE WAS A TOP BLUE CALLED TOMMEYE
WHO LIKED TO SPIT OUT HIS DUMMY
BUT WE ALL LOVE HIM LOTS
IF HE BOUGHT THEM ID DRINK HIS SHOTS
TOMMEYE OFTEN MISSES HIS MUMMY

LIKES A SINGLE MALT TOO, GOOD MAN

I WAS IN A 225 SQ MILE DESERT IN THE ARSE END OF UAE THE OTHER DAY BUT HAD FULL SIGNAL. YET IN MY HOUSE IN A FAIRLY BUILT UP AREA I CAN'T GET. BLOODY BAR. KOFF ENGLISH PHONE COMPANIES

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.


NOW, DRESSING GOWNS, YEA OR NAY?

I SAY YEA.

 

[ijjysmith]

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD CALLED BIGMAC
WHO'D NOT YET EMPTIED HIS SACK
BUT HE'S OFF TO UNI
AND HE'S NOT VERY PUNEY
WAIT TILL A GIRL FINGERS HIS CRACK

 

[Millea]

I'M GUESSING HOW MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED HAS BATTERED A FEW HEADS

 

[Groucho]

THERE ONCE WAS A DUDE CALLED LLAMA
THERE WAS NOBODY WHO COULD BE CALMER
HE LIVES DOWN MY WAY
BUT IS CERTAINLY NOT GAY
MUCH LIKE CARLTON PALMER

HAVE YOU MOVED IN WITH ROGER MCGOUGH?

THAT'D BE BOSS.

 

[Millea]

MILLEA I WAS ON YOUR TWITTER THE OTHER DAY. YOU WERE RETWEETED BY A LID I USED TO SPEAK TO

#STALKING

HOLD UP

WHO WAS THIS LID?

 

[Bigmaclad]

WATCHING THE BOURNE LEGACY, QUITE TOSH

 

[noharmdone]

HAVE YOU MOVED IN WITH ROGER MCGOUGH?

THAT'D BE BOSS.

IJJY AND ROGER.. WOULD BE ACE.

 

[BlueLlama]

NIGHT LADS IT IS 1.15 HERE SO OFF TO SLEEP. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ALL YOU LATE SHOWERS. HAVE A BOSS CLH

 

[Bigmaclad]

ALSO, GOTTA NEW SUIT TODAY FOR LEAVERS BALL NEXT WEEK, I LOVE IT

 

[noharmdone]

NIGHT LADS IT IS 1.15 HERE SO OFF TO SLEEP. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ALL YOU LATE SHOWERS. HAVE A BOSS CLH

NIGHT MATE XX

 

[Azzurri]

HOLD UP

WHO WAS THIS LID?

CAN'T SAY #SECRETIVE



ALL OF THEM FTY

 

[FTY]

CAN'T SAY #SECRETIVE



ALL OF THEM FTY

IT WAS MAINLY NAMED AT US WOOLS. I DELETED THAT POST BECAUSE I THINK WE HAD THAT DISCUSSION YESTERDAY.

 

[noharmdone]

ALSO, GOTTA NEW SUIT TODAY FOR LEAVERS BALL NEXT WEEK, I LOVE IT

IT WILL BE A PROM NEXT FFS ??