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[ijjysmith]

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY CALLED FTY
HE VERY OFTEN ASKED US ALL WHY
HE LOVED EVERTON'S YANK
HE'S A TEENAGER SO PROBABLY ..... YEAH
PROBABLY THE BEST THAT HE'S SHY

 

[tommye]

EVENING LADS.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY LATE SHOW


ALMOST AT 50K POSTS. CAN WE GET 100K BY IT'S 2ND BIRTHDAY?

 

[Groucho]

THERE ONCE WAS A CHAP CALLED GROUCHO
HE CERTAINLY WAS NO SLOUCHO
HE LOVED A GOOD FACT
HE PUT IT IN A PACT
I BET HE'S ACTUALLY QUITE MACHO

FACT HUNT FOREVER!

 

[FTY]

HAHA IJJY! ANYTHING THAT HAS 'AY' SOUNDS RHYMES WITH MILLEA

IS THAT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MILLIER.

 

[Groucho]

IS THAT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MILLIER.

ME TOO TO BE HONEST

 

[BlueLlama]

JUST HAD TWO WEEKS IN DEVON WITH VIRTUALLY NO INTERNET.

BACK NOW, LIKE.

I WAS IN A 225 SQ MILE DESERT IN THE ARSE END OF UAE THE OTHER DAY BUT HAD FULL SIGNAL. YET IN MY HOUSE IN A FAIRLY BUILT UP AREA I CAN'T GET. BLOODY BAR. KOFF ENGLISH PHONE COMPANIES

 

[chrissyjack]

TRY AND RHYME CHRISSY , WITHOUT BEING RUDE

 

[Millea]

IS THAT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MILLIER.

LIKE NOBODY CAN PRONOUNCE IT, IT'S 'MILL-AY'

YEARS OF FUN IN SCHOOL REGISTERS AND DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS

 

[ijjysmith]

THERE WAS A TOP BLUE CALLED TOMMEYE
WHO LIKED TO SPIT OUT HIS DUMMY
BUT WE ALL LOVE HIM LOTS
IF HE BOUGHT THEM ID DRINK HIS SHOTS
TOMMEYE OFTEN MISSES HIS MUMMY

 

[ijjysmith]

LIKE NOBODY CAN PRONOUNCE IT, IT'S 'MILL-AY'

WELL THIS IS NEWS

 

[tommye]

TRY AND RHYME CHRISSY , WITHOUT BEING RUDE

THERE WAS A FELLA CALLED CHRISSY
LIKED TO DRESS HIMSELF AS A MISSY
HE HAD ALL OF THE BITS
THE MINGE AND THE TITS
BUT THE BITCH WAS INCREDIBLY PRISSY

 

[Bigmaclad]

CLH CLH CLH

 

[FTY]

WELL THIS IS NEWS

THIS HAS TRIGGERED A NEW DISCUSSION:

FITTEST NEWS LADY?

 

[ijjysmith]

THERE ONCE WAS A DUDE CALLED LLAMA
THERE WAS NOBODY WHO COULD BE CALMER
HE LIVES DOWN MY WAY
BUT IS CERTAINLY NOT GAY
MUCH LIKE CARLTON PALMER

 

[Azzurri]

MILLEA I WAS ON YOUR TWITTER THE OTHER DAY. YOU WERE RETWEETED BY A LID I USED TO SPEAK TO

#STALKING