Phenom
Player Valuation: £70m
I've just made the cardinal sin of going for a sh*t without checking out how much toilet paper there was.
There wasn't even one sheet.
FFS.
Socks off mate.
I've just made the cardinal sin of going for a sh*t without checking out how much toilet paper there was.
There wasn't even one sheet.
FFS.
I considered it!
Thankfully it was a dry one.
Who else walks into the butchers and just buys everything, hate trying to decide what to have.
Thing is how the hell do you dispose of the socks then?
Tough predicament that mate.
I always use the disabled toilets if I'm going for a sh*t. Tactically, of course. So there's always a bin for tampons and all that stuff. I suppose if it was cold you could just wear them though?
Not good coming out of a disabled toilet to find a pissed off disabled person waiting outside, though.
thanks kid.Hope you feel better soon mate!
Don't even know how it happened either...Dong bruise? Yikes.
Don't even know how it happened either...
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