The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[carlos21]

Most of these are probably fake but some of them had me pissing any way:

What Happens If You Text Your Parents Pretending To Be A Drug Dealer?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru

afternoon bainesy how are you today.

 

[carlos21]

Had a sausage bap mate with Cena's favourite flavour of Walkers.

very nice loads of red sauce.

 

[Baines' left foot]

afternoon bainesy how are you today.

I'm good thanks mate how are you?

 

[carlos21]

I'm good thanks mate how are you?

feel like crap mate.

 

[Phenom]

Under the weather today are you Carlo?

 

[carlos21]

Under the weather today are you Carlo?

oh yes cough sick cold.

 

[Cena]

Get better soon Carlos mate

 

[carlos21]

Get better soon Carlos mate

thanks cena how are you today lar.

 

[Cena]

thanks cena how are you today lar.

Sound mate, glad its Friday

 

[carlos21]

Sound mate, glad its Friday

oh yes lewandowski.

 

[toffee-fellaini]

PIZZAS SCRAN BIFTAS

 

[Phenom]

oh yes lewandowski.

Oh yes Gotze

 

[Baines' left foot]

feel like crap mate.

Hope you feel better soon mate!

 

[Phenom]

Who else walks into the butchers and just buys everything, hate trying to decide what to have.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've just made the cardinal sin of going for a sh*t without checking out how much toilet paper there was.

There wasn't even one sheet.

FFS.