I wanna win the 1922 Nobel prize.
I did. I'm still bloody drinking it.
I wanna win the 1922 Nobel prize.
I did. I'm still bloody drinking it.
I've gained loads of followers on twitter today I'm buzzing
Who cares though mate?
I mean really.
My mum does
You have no idea how hard I'm resisting a 'Ye Mar' joke here.
Probably as hard as I smashed her last night.
I was hoping you'd swing in and claim it
Like I claimed yer ma the other day
I was hoping you'd swing in and claim it
Like I claimed yer ma the other day
What day mate?
You should've told us you've lost your virginity mac!
Monday lad
Then I know you are telling fibs.
Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.