The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[chrissyjack]

I wanna win the 1922 Nobel prize.

I did. I'm still bloody drinking it.

 

[Groucho]

I did. I'm still bloody drinking it.

Wahey!

 

[toffeejack]

I wanna win the 1922 Nobel prize.

 

[Cena]

Groucho, I love you're facts mate

 

[ijjysmith]

IJJY'S FINGER

Today my finger touched some Sellotape.

 

[Bigmaclad]

I've gained loads of followers on twitter today I'm buzzing

 

[ijjysmith]

I've gained loads of followers on twitter today I'm buzzing

Who cares though mate?

I mean really.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Who cares though mate?

I mean really.

My mum does

 

[ijjysmith]

My mum does

You have no idea how hard I'm resisting a 'Ye Mar' joke here.

Probably as hard as I smashed her last night.

 

[Bigmaclad]

You have no idea how hard I'm resisting a 'Ye Mar' joke here.

Probably as hard as I smashed her last night.

I was hoping you'd swing in and claim it

Like I claimed yer ma the other day

 

[ijjysmith]

I was hoping you'd swing in and claim it

Like I claimed yer ma the other day

What day mate?

 

[Azzurri]

I was hoping you'd swing in and claim it

Like I claimed yer ma the other day

You should've told us you've lost your virginity mac!

 

[Bigmaclad]

What day mate?

Monday lad

You should've told us you've lost your virginity mac!

I should have

 

[ijjysmith]

Monday lad

Then I know you are telling fibs.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Then I know you are telling fibs.

I'm not though mate