The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[FTY]

Hahaha you knob. I got done for nicking some parker pens from Smiths when I was about 13, the security guard grabbed me and threatened to break my legs if I made a run for it, scared me into not being a dick again, as did the lunatic in the cell opposite me that was threatening to do all sorts to me.

Haha! Why parker pens? I accidently stole a comic from there once, I ran back in and paid for it though.

 

[noharmdone]

Haha! Why parker pens? I accidently stole a comic from there once, I ran back in and paid for it though.

Nice pens them mate..

 

[Bungle]

Nice pens them mate..

Exactly, kids at school were buying them for about £3 each, I was making a killing.

 

[peteblue]

Gang of thieves on here like......

 

[Bungle]

Gang of thieves on here like......

Supply and demand mate, I wasn't to blame.

 

[bluebottle]

Supply and demand mate, I wasn't to blame.

It's all in the game. It is what it is.

 

[Bungle]

It's all in the game. It is what it is.

The game involved my mate who also got caught blaming it all on me in the interview, I thought he was a good honest boy until then.

 

[bluebottle]

The game involved my mate who also got caught blaming it all on me in the interview, I thought he was a good honest boy until then.

I hope you showed him the meaning of "snitches get stitches".

 

[chrissyjack]

My Kindle Fire has stopped charging. I read on a forum that it is a common problem , with either the connection coming loose or a software issue. Contacted Amazon, earlier , on a chat thingy. Being sent a new one free of charge with an apology. I asked if it was a common problem and the bloke said " No ". Hmmmm

 

[Bungle]

I hope you showed him the meaning of "snitches get stitches".

In a roundabout way I did, I smashed his neighbours window with a football (by mistake), I blamed him and ran off home.

 

[Azzurri]

Hooligans

 

[peteblue]

In a roundabout way I did, I smashed his neighbours window with a football (by mistake), I blamed him and ran off home.

Just like the Kray twins......

 

[Bungle]

Just like the Kray twins......

More gangster than you can ever imagine on the mean streets of Berkshire innit

 

[chrissyjack]

What kind of people am I sharing this forum with ? Me, a paragon of virtue

 

[Bungle]

What kind of people am I sharing this forum with ? Me, a paragon of virtue

You got a kindle mate? When you next on holiday and leaving the house unoccupied? Just interested....