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[carlos21]

How are you mate?

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fine kid.x

 

[ijjysmith]

There's a bird or some other creature stuck in my chimney.

Exactly what am I meant to do about this?

 

[Groucho]

There's a bird or some other creature stuck in my chimney.

Exactly what am I meant to do about this?

Call RSPCB or a chimney sweep

 

[ijjysmith]

Call RSPCB or a chimney sweep

I think whatever it is, is nearly dead. And there's no way to get on my chimney I don't think.

Not without going on the roof.

 

[Groucho]

I think whatever it is, is nearly dead. And there's no way to get on my chimney I don't think.

Not without going on the roof.

Get a PU-36 Space Modulator.

Or a stick of glue and some feathers.

 

[heatmeiser]

Light a fire.

 

[noharmdone]

There's a bird or some other creature stuck in my chimney.

Exactly what am I meant to do about this?

Is it your house or rent ?

It will drive you crackers in the night !!!

 

[ijjysmith]

Is it your house or rent ?

It will drive you crackers in the night !!!

Rent.

It only moves every now and then. I'm pretty sure it's a bird. It's making my cats act very weird!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Such a fit mum in my street, you know what i mean. I would smash that til it farted.

 

[heatmeiser]

Rent.

It only moves every now and then. I'm pretty sure it's a bird. It's making my cats act very weird!

More likely to be a rat.

If there's one, there will be others. You'll be infested if you don't act quickly.

 

[Groucho]

Rent.

It only moves every now and then. I'm pretty sure it's a bird. It's making my cats act very weird!

Get an endoscope up there

 

[ijjysmith]

More likely to be a rat.

If there's one, there will be others. You'll be infested if you don't act quickly.

Doubt it round here.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Anyone want to write this English Essay for me?

Managed to do one paragraph on it all day

 

[Groucho]

Anyone want to write this English Essay for me?

Managed to do one paragraph on it all day

What's it on?

 

[Bigmaclad]

What's it on?

The Theme of Crime and Punishment in Hamlet, joyous