The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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are his legs made out of cocktail sticks? disgusting that fair play
 
My girlfriend went home for easter, she's cut the break short to make sure she's here after my first day at my new job. so i told her i'm giving her a surprise.

sadly the surprise is just an april fools, get her hopes up like.

azz's ****s all over mine though.

It is her dad's birthday though, i was gunna write to him "happy birthday colin, hope you enjoy my present...april fools, i'm a terrible person and didn't buy you one", but decided against it

dammit, she just replied saying i do have a tiny something for you though..

...i replied with "your breasts?"

quickly added april fools to hopefully save my bacon.






...no, it did not save my bacon
 
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are his legs made out of cocktail sticks? disgusting that fair play

Jesus ! That's a very nasty one. It looks like his leg breaks in 2 places and just folds like something from the game 'QWOP' (YouTube is necessary).
 
Morning chaps, feeling in a fact hunting mood today;

Fox's Crinkle Crunch has the same chemical composition as Penicillin.

It's illegal to board a window up in the Isle of Man on a Tuesday.

Rolls Royce and Ford were the first car manufacturers to issue employees with free passes to X-rated films in adult cinemas.
 
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