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[Bungle]

Just convinced my girlfriend I'm moving to Canada.


Best. April. Fools. Ever.


But. I. Am. Dead.

What would have been funnier is if she'd switched it up and taken the opportunity to tell you it was over then and she'd been shagging your best mate.

 

[tommye]

What would have been funnier is if she'd switched it up and taken the opportunity to tell you it was over then and she'd been shagging your best mate.

isn't she doing that anyway?

 

[Azzurri]

What would have been funnier is if she'd switched it up and taken the opportunity to tell you it was over then and she'd been shagging your best mate.

She said 'I guess that's me and you over then ' to which I said 'would be a bit harsh to end it all on over an April Fools joke'.


'That was so f*cking harsh! Seriously I've just felt sick what the [Poor language removed]?! I'm not happy with you at all right now you ****ing evil person I'm crying here'


Hahahaha... #BANTER!

 

[potato]

Lads, u seen that basketball player leg breaker? Nasty injury, Kevin Ware the lads name

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

 

[Bungle]

isn't she doing that anyway?

I was trying to break it to him gently by making a joke of it

She said 'I guess that's me and you over then ' to which I said 'would be a bit harsh to end it all on over an April Fools joke'.


'That was so f*cking harsh! Seriously I've just felt sick what the [Poor language removed]?! I'm not happy with you at all right now you ****ing evil person I'm crying here'


Hahahaha... #BANTER!

You realise she will probably withold sex now? Or plot revenge of some sort

 

[Azzurri]

I was trying to break it to him gently by making a joke of it



You realise she will probably withold sex now? Or plot revenge of some sort

This is very possible.


I hadn't thought this through. Oh well, still funny.

 

[tommye]

You realise she will probably withold sex now?

from him or his mate?

 

[Bungle]

from him or his mate?

The mate will be getting double helpings after that stunt

 

[tommye]

The mate will be getting double helpings after that stunt

both holes?

 

[Azzurri]

You're both bad people.

 

[Bungle]

both holes?

Nostrils n' all

 

[tommye]

You're both bad people.

xx

 

[JamesBT]

Lads, u seen that basketball player leg breaker? Nasty injury, Kevin Ware the lads name

Faack me! That was ugly to watch. The reaction of the bench says it all

 

[TheSpaniard]

Lads, can someome explain what happened?

 

[toffeejack]

My girlfriend went home for easter, she's cut the break short to make sure she's here after my first day at my new job. so i told her i'm giving her a surprise.

sadly the surprise is just an april fools, get her hopes up like.

azz's ****s all over mine though.

It is her dad's birthday though, i was gunna write to him "happy birthday colin, hope you enjoy my present...april fools, i'm a terrible person and didn't buy you one", but decided against it