The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Brownie86]

They'll be on commissions, though. I used to sell door to door and what you want when someone isn't interested is for them to tell you to feck off as quickly as possible so you can move on to someone who might be.

It doesn't help that you're told by your bosses to ask everyone three times before you accept a no.

Suppose thats true. I havent had a call in a while though so hopefully I have been blacklisted or something and laballed as a time waster. Everyone else labels me as a timewaster waaa woe is me and all that pish

 

[Baines' left foot]

I think its rude they ring and don't even ask if its convenient and just go into a sales pitch - i'd leave the fone sitting there and make them wait.

Yeah when they answer the phone and just rant at you not even giving you the chance to say "No thank you" is annoying.

When insurance companies ring you and say "Hey we can give you a really good quote", you sit there for 10 minutes giving them your details and when it comes to the quote it's about £300 more than your renewal. You tell them that and they're like: "WHOOAAAHHH, we can't get anywhere near that mate"

Complete waste of time.

 

[Bungle]

I can always tell when it's one of those calls as there is usually a 2 second silent pause, followed by what sounds like about 6000 people in a call centre. Depending on the mood I'm in I either just stick them through to someone elses voicemail in the office or I keep a straight face and tell someone in the office that it's someone they have been waiting for a call back from, they're all to polite to hang up so they then end up stuck on the phone for ages.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Everton-less weekends are gash.

Truly gash.

 

[Cena]

Everton-less weekends are gash.

Truly gash.

Paying for season tickets over the fone and the girl in the box office being dead rude is gash.

Koff Everton

 

[ijjysmith]

Not really understanding what i'm doing at work

GASH

Surfing GOT instead

ACE

 

[Baines' left foot]

Paying for season tickets over the fone and the girl in the box office being dead rude is gash.

Koff Everton

As is holding doors open for old women only to be met with a glare of "And so you should, you delinquent youth".

Koff snobby Heswall people.

 

[toffeejack]

Push the boat out mate, go nuts.......

i actually went to check out the new snickers so good pun, but they didn't have any, but i found them in iceland for a pound so all good

 

[Baines' left foot]

I also hate women who look at you as if to say "EEEEEEE worra u lookin at, get away" when your eyes meet theirs for anything longer than a nano second.

 

[fozzy]

Everton-less weekends are gash.

Truly gash.

usually i'd defo agree. but this weekend is gonna be a boss chilling out weekend for me! the mrs and my girls are at dance comps all weekend so i'm home alone! fridge full of beer takeaway menus are at the ready and the sofa is primed for me to lay on and scratch my balls at will!

 

[Bigmaclad]

Just had one of these to kickstart my easter holidays:

 

[Baines' left foot]

usually i'd defo agree. but this weekend is gonna be a boss chilling out weekend for me! the mrs and my girls are at dance comps all weekend so i'm home alone! fridge full of beer takeaway menus are at the ready and the sofa is primed for me to lay on and scratch my balls at will!

Sounds ace that mate! I'm well jealous. Unfortunately my weekend is going to be spent writing a 5000 word report. Probably a good thing Everton aren't on for me then really.

Still though, we've got a titanic international clash tonight to make up for it

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just had one of these to kickstart my easter holidays:

Ace.

I love Creme Eggs. They should make them all year round.

They're a million times better than those rubbish caramel eggs.


What's everyone having/had for lunch?

I've got myself a ham, cheese and lettuce sandwich, with some salted McCoy's crammed in the middle. Then I've got myself a couple of chicken drumsticks and some rice.

 

[bluejock]

Creme eggs are vastly overrated bits of confectionary.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Ace.

I love Creme Eggs. They should make them all year round.

They're a million times better than those rubbish caramel eggs.

Agreed, they're boss