The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Lads.. Done the biz here. Like the SAS nowadays, in out.. Job done.
The lids with kids will get this.. Creaking floors etc..
Stockings, Sussies, Heels.. Ace.

Now it's washing and making the babies bottles..

Can I borrow your Missus mate? Only for about 93 seconds?

Tell her ill even do some ironing like?
 
Posted without a 5ive rap vid...
FUMING HERE..

How about I recite one for you:

Wiggy wiggy
I'm gettin' jiggy
Open up the door
Got the keys to ya city
Ya lookin' kinda pretty
Dance till you drop
And it don't stop
Til it go pop.

Dance how you wanna dance
Let's all get down
While we got da chance
on the clock that's mine
And I ain't gonna stop till da sun don't shine

Line after line
I flow like rhyme after rhyme
Just like time after time
Keep it up til you feel da heat
And get down once you hear da beat
Uh, Uh
 
There's a political thread somewhere here, and I jokingly suggested the "GOT CHEESE ON TOAST PARTY". Your nominations please;

PM - Danny
Chancellor- Dylan
Home Secretaries- micknick and Ijjy
Speaker of the house - Bruce Wayne
Culture Secretary - Me
Foreign Secretary - Chico
Defence Secretary - Jock
US Ambassadors - TX Bill and JDawg
Minister for farming - Kurt and toffeejack

Some more post need filling here lads, and more members need jobs!

Can I be Chief Whip, I have no idea what this entails but my logic suggests something filthy
 
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