The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[chicoazul]

I was born in such a ****ty year. The only thing of note that happwned was Princess Diana dying. FFS.

Christ you make me feel old. I was fingering some bird in my mate's bed when he burst in the bedroom to tell me the news and I was fuming with him.

 

[Groucho]

Christ you make me feel old.

God, me too. FTY, I'm over twice your age!

 

[chicoazul]

Which begs the question FTY, you got any photos of yer mar lad?

Lash them up here if you do.

 

[Bungle]

Which begs the question FTY, you got any photos of yer mar lad?

Lash them up here if you do.

I'll get them up in a bit....

 

[bluejock]

Which begs the question FTY, you got any photos of yer mar lad?

Lash them up here if you do.

Toffeejack's mar is the official GOT cougar.

 

[Groucho]

Toffeejack's mar is the official GOT cougar.

I forget what's she looks like.

 

[chicoazul]

Toffeejack could you please link a racy photo of yer mar please as I'm intrigued now.

 

[Groucho]

Toffeejack could you please link a racy photo of yer mar please as I'm intrigued now.

Seconded

 

[bluejock]

Imagine if you will, a pre-crack Goldie Hawn with a deep, rich Valleys accent and a gleam in her eye that hints towards untold muck.

 

[ijjysmith]

Imagine if you will, a pre-crack Goldie Hawn with a deep, rich Valleys accent and a gleam in her eye that hints towards untold muck.

*unzips

 

[noharmdone]

Lads.. Done the biz here. Like the SAS nowadays, in out.. Job done.
The lids with kids will get this.. Creaking floors etc..
Stockings, Sussies, Heels.. Ace.

Now it's washing and making the babies bottles..

 

[bluejock]

Lads.. Done the biz here. Like the SAS nowadays, in out.. Job done.
The lids with kids will get this.. Creaking floors etc..
Stockings, Sussies, Heels.. Ace.

Now it's washing and making the babies bottles..

Did you pixilate her face pal?

 

[noharmdone]

Did you pixilate her face pal?

Nah mate.. The return of the horn is clearly due to coming off the pill..
I remembered just in time. Really, I did.. NO MORE KIDS FFS !!!

 

[ijjysmith]

Return Of The Horn


Boss.


Mark Morrison.

 

[Groucho]

There's a political thread somewhere here, and I jokingly suggested the "GOT CHEESE ON TOAST PARTY". Your nominations please;

PM - Danny
Chancellor- Dylan
Home Secretaries- micknick and Ijjy
Speaker of the house - Bruce Wayne
Culture Secretary - Me
Foreign Secretary - Chico
Defence Secretary - Jock
US Ambassadors - TX Bill and JDawg
Minister for farming - Kurt and toffeejack

Some more post need filling here lads, and more members need jobs!