The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

I've never typed it or said it, kids using it as you say and not even laughing. tits.

'Hashtag' is creeping in to normal speak which is infuriating - was on the train and these two girls were talking "you shudda seen the dress she has on, i was ashames, hashtag ugly"

Gotta be honest, I would have struck her with fair to middling force.

Her parents have failed.

 

[RFUS]

Lol and smilies should be banished. Unless you're twelve years old.

Or the God amongst men that is Carlos.

 

[Cena]

YOLO!

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHH HONESTLY FURIOUS HERE

 

[bluejock]

YOLO!

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHH HONESTLY FURIOUS HERE

Indeed.

Or the frankly ridiculous lololololololol.

 

[bluejock]

Or the God amongst men that is Carlos.

This is also true. He does what he wants.

 

[chicoazul]

I have to admit I'm guilty as charged. I only use it in texting with woman though. When in Rome, like.

That's you trying to woo them with their own stupid language so as long as you get to smash their foof it's permissable.

If drunk like.

Or the God amongst men that is Carlos.

Quite right sir.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Indeed.

Or the frankly ridiculous lololololololol.

That drives me to the brink of murder.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Here's one that makes me angry...when people (read: women) post something and go "Likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

They're trying to stretch the word out but they're doing it in the wrong place FFS! It should be Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Get on my tits in a serious way that.

 

[Cena]

Here's one that makes me angry...when people (read: women) post something and go "Likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

They're trying to stretch the word out but they're doing it in the wrong place FFS! It should be Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Get on my tits in a serious way that.

Hahahah this really made me laugh, really know what you mean.

JDawg your Facebook status thing was genius. I hate countdown status' "29 days till me and the Girlies go to MALIA, WHOOP WHOOP"

Whoop whoop by the way, who in the world says that? Angriest i've been on the Late Show this...

 

[bluejock]

Hahahah this really made me laugh, really know what you mean.

JDawg your Facebook status thing was genius. I hate countdown status' "29 days till me and the Girlies go to MALIA, WHOOP WHOOP"

Whoop whoop by the way, who in the world says that? Angriest i've been on the Late Show this...

Ah yes. Whoop whoop. That old chestnut.

Basically, Facebook and Twitter have created an army of cock juggling thunderc*nts.

 

[JamesBT]

Girls always say sleeps. My gf said 10 sleeps till my birthday and i bollocked her.

 

[Elong]

Trololol is however acceptable if the mood takes.

Chicks love the lols and smilies, you gotta get on their level to get in their pants like.


Speaking of facebook, people who post updates on their pregnancy. "Week 26,blah blah I'm having a ****ing baby and you need to know the gruesome details" **** off with your boring stay at home life you miserable moody tarts.

 

[johnnydawg68]

You can only say Whoop Whoop if you're doing it ironically.

 

[bluejock]

Text speak in general is unacceptable.

Except inb4daloq. Which always makes me chuckle.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Ah yes. Whoop whoop. That old chestnut.

Basically, Facebook and Twitter have created an army of cock juggling thunderc*nts.

We HAVE to start a band name ourselves that.