The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Baines' left foot]

Until the anaesthetic wears off some time this afternoon and it feels like someone is kicking you in the face.

Yes but right now I've got a Rio Ferdinand lip and it's great!

 

[Bigmaclad]

Yes but right now I've got a Rio Ferdinand lip and it's great!

Gonna get bare chicks looking like that bruv

 

[somuchfun]

Our team needs to get a name by next week so I put forth 'honey badger'.

 

[Bungle]

London, though. London.

Can't you come up north?

Grooming Alert! Grooming Alert!

 

[ijjysmith]

London will be awesome mate.

Foof everywhere.

 

[Bigmaclad]

London will be awesome mate.

Foof everywhere.

Some of the girls that were walking around campus yesterday, wow.

 

[Deloodid]

I thought id ask in here, bit random i know,

But how much are Everton in debt??

 

[Allezfan]

Grooming Alert! Grooming Alert!

Not a single person from here has come to durham since I started working at the Uni.

I'm beginning to get a complex.

 

[bluejock]

Next time I'm on a job in the north east, I'll come and buy you a rohypnol and coke.

 

[micknick]

Some of the girls that were walking around campus yesterday, wow.

They're called the untouchables.

 

[micknick]

I thought id ask in here, bit random i know,

But how much are Everton in debt??

Everton's net debt remains largely unchanged at £46m, and the chief executive Robert Elstone said: "The club has demonstrated its commitment to first-team success with increased expenditure on player wages.

 

[BlueLlama]

Off to pick up keys to the new house lads.

Mega boss

 

[somuchfun]

Nice one Woolster, I take everyone is invited for the house warming?

 

[BlueLlama]

Nice one Woolster, I take everyone is invited for the house warming?

Of course mate, will be in March

 

[bluejock]

I'm currently having my second poo of the day.

I've just had my third.

Had a cheese omelette and two cups of fairly strong coffee at lunch and I've been sh*tting through the eye of a needle since.